A Merry Winterval To All My Fans!

NEW LONDON CONTENT PROVIDER DATES

Because all the London Leicester Sq Content Provider dates sold out here is another three month block of the SAME SHOW at the SAME VENUE, Leicester Sq Theatre, with the SAME JOKES at the SAME TIME, 7pm, from November this year until Jan 2018.
Leave voters planning to walk out in disgust will need to book early.

Tues 2nd Jan to Wed 31st Jan 2018 – Monday to Saturday

Not Fri 24, Sat 25, Thur 30 Nov 2017 (DAYS OFF)
Not Tue 9, Sat 13 Jan 2018 (DAYS OFF)

https://leicestersquaretheatre.ticketsolve.com/shows/873569397/events

Other extra dates by other comedians are available.

CONTENT PROVIDER FINAL 2018 TOUR DATES – NO MORE TO FOLLOW

January 2018

Tuesday January 2nd – Content Provider, Leicester Square Theatre, London – 7pm TICKETS
Wednesday January 3rd – Content Provider, Leicester Square Theatre, London – 7pm TICKETS
Thursday January 4th – Content Provider, Leicester Square Theatre, London – 7pm TICKETS
Friday January 5th – Content Provider, Leicester Square Theatre, London – 7pm TICKETS
Saturday January 6th – Content Provider, Leicester Square Theatre, London – 7pm TICKETS
Monday January 8th – Content Provider, Leicester Square Theatre, London – 7pm TICKETS
Wednesday January 10th – Content Provider, Leicester Square Theatre, London – 7pm TICKETS
Monday January 15th – Content Provider, Leicester Square Theatre, London – 7pm TICKETS
Tuesday January 16th – Content Provider, Leicester Square Theatre, London – 7pm TICKETS
Wednesday January 17th – Content Provider, Leicester Square Theatre, London – 7pm TICKETS
Thursday January 18th – Content Provider, Leicester Square Theatre, London – 7pm TICKETS
Friday January 19th – Content Provider, Leicester Square Theatre, London – 7pm TICKETS
Saturday January 20th – Content Provider, Leicester Square Theatre, London – 7pm TICKETS
Monday January 22nd – Content Provider, Leicester Square Theatre, London – 7pm TICKETS
Tuesday January 23rd – Content Provider, Leicester Square Theatre, London – 7pm TICKETS
Wednesday January 24th – Content Provider, Leicester Square Theatre, London – 7pm TICKETS
Thursday January 25th – Content Provider, Leicester Square Theatre, London – 7pm TICKETS
Friday January 26th – Content Provider, Leicester Square Theatre, London – 7pm TICKETS
Saturday January 27th – Content Provider, Leicester Square Theatre, London – 7pm TICKETS
Monday January 29th – Content Provider, Leicester Square Theatre, London – 7pm TICKETS
Tuesday January 30th – Content Provider, Leicester Square Theatre, London – 7pm TICKETS
Wednesday January 31st – Content Provider, Leicester Square Theatre, London – 7pm TICKETS

February 2018

Thursday February 1st – Content Provider, Leicester Square Theatre, London – 7pm TICKETS
Friday February 2nd – Content Provider, Leicester Square Theatre, London – 7pm TICKETS
Saturday February 3rd – Content Provider, Leicester Square Theatre, London – 7pm TICKETS
Friday 9th – Content Provider, Grand Theatre, Swansea – 01792 475715 – 8pm – TICKETS
Sunday 18th – Content Provider, Festival Theatre, Chichester – 01243 781312 – 7.30pm – TICKETS
Tuesday 20th – Content Provider, Arts House, Stratford Upon Avon – 01789 207100 – 8pm – TICKETS
Wednesday 21st – Content Provider, Theatre Severn, Shrewsbury – 01743 281281 – 8pm – TICKETS
Thursday 22nd – Content Provider, The Courtyard, Hereford – 01432 340555 – 8pm – TICKETS
Sunday 25th – Content Provider, The Orchard Theatre, Dartford – 01322 220000 – 7.30pm – TICKETS
Wednesday 28th – Content Provider, Dorking Halls, Dorking – 01306 881717 – 8pm – TICKETS

March 2018

Thursday 1st – Content Provider, Colston Hall, Bristol – 0117 203 4040 – 8pm – TICKETS
Sunday 4th – Content Provider, Theatre Royal, Plymouth – 01752 267222 – 7.30pm – TICKETS
Monday 5th – Content Provider, Northcott Theatre, Exeter – 01392 726363 – 7.30pm – TICKETS
Tuesday 6th – Content Provider, Northcott Theatre, Exeter – 01392 726363 – 7.30pm – TICKETS
Wednesday 7th – Content Provider, Theatr Brycheiniog, Brecon – 01874 611622 – 7.30pm – TICKETS
Saturday 10th – Content Provider, Lyceum Theatre, Crewe – 01270 368 242 – 8pm – TICKETS
Monday 12th – Content Provider, Tivoli Theatre, Aberdeen – 01224 641122 – 7.30pm – TICKETS
Tuesday 13th – Content Provider, Rep Theatre, Dundee – 01382 223530 – 8pm – TICKETS
Wednesday 14th – Content Provider, Concert Hall, Perth – 01738 621031 – 7.30pm – TICKETS
Monday 19th – Content Provider, Charter Theatre, Preston – 01772 80 44 44 – 7.30pm – ON SALE SOON
Tuesday 20th – Content Provider, Hippodrome, Darlington – 01325 405405 – 7.30pm – TICKETS
Wednesday 21st – Content Provider, City Hall, Hull – 01482 300306 – 7.30pm – TICKETS
Thursday 22nd – Content Provider, Regent, Ipswich – 01473 433100 – 8pm – TICKETS
Friday 23rd – Content Provider, Theatre Royal, Norwich – 01603 630000 – 7.30pm – TICKETS

April 2018

Thursday 12th – Content Provider, Palace Theatre, Southend – 01702 351135 – 7.30pm – TICKETS
Friday 13th – Content Provider, Palace Theatre, Southend – 01702 351135 – 7.30pm – TICKETS

CONTENT PROVIDER RFH LONDON

19th – 23rd April 2018. Content Provider has been touring to sold out theatres throughout divided Brexit Britain for nearly two years and is Stewart Lee’s most successful full-length show ever.

Join him on these special evenings as he finally abandons two hours of monetisable material and performs the show for the very last time. When it’s gone it’s gone.

Stewart is 50 years old in 2018 and, after performing these shows, he intends to take the longest break from stand-up he’s had since his four year disappearance at the start of the century.

Thursday 19th – Content Provider, Festival Hall, Southbank, London – 020 3879 9555 – 7.30pm – TICKETS
Friday 20th – Content Provider, Festival Hall, Southbank, London – 020 3879 9555 – 7.30pm – TICKETS
Monday 23rd – Content Provider, Festival Hall, Southbank, London – 020 3879 9555 – 7.30pm – TICKETS

JOHN CAGE FOYLES LONDON

I’m doing John Cage’s Indeterminacy again w Steve Beresford and Tania Chen at Foyles, Charing X Rd, London, Thurs 14th Dec at 6.30
TICKETS

Thursday 14th December 2017 6:30pm – 8:30pm 107 Charing Cross Road Ray’s Jazz Event, Music Event, Chargeable Event.

Once upon a time, Steve Beresford played Tania Chen the Folkways CD of Indeterminacy, by John Cage and David Tudor.
On it, Cage told ninety stories, each one minute long, and, in another room and unable to hear Cage, Tudor played the piano and tapes – originally released on two LPs in 1959.

Tania liked the recording very much and immediately suggested performing the piece. Steve suggested Stewart Lee to read the stories. Stewart agreed.

The three of them have now performed the piece – trimmed to thirty or forty stories, randomly selected – many times.
In their version, everyone can hear each other.

PLUS THE SUPERB Solo For Sliding Trombone by John Cage performed by Alan Tomlinson.

The performance will be followed by a Q&A with the performers and author, David Toop.

CAPRIE BATTERIE RADIO 3

I was invited to contribute vocal things to a session by south west free jazz improv trio Caprie Batterie last month, and one of the tracks appears of Radio 3’s Late Junction at 11pm on Dec 21st.

A BELTER FOR THE SHELTER

Feb 7th, Hackney Empire, London.
Belter for the Shelter is back! Join us for an evening of top class comedy in aid of Hackney Winter Night Shelter.
Returning for a fourth time, Belter is bringing yet another stellar line-up of comedians to the Hackney Empire to help raise money for the Shelter’s vital work with local homeless people.
All money raised on the night goes towards keeping people off the streets of Hackney this winter and providing them with a hot meal and warm bed.

Providing the gags for the good cause will be Bridget Christie,
Dane Baptiste,
Kevin Eldon,
Kevin McAleer,
Lolly Adefope,
Michael Legge,
Nish Kumar,
Stewart Lee

and the evening will be compered by Daniel Kitson.

This event has always sold out and this year promises to be no different so act quickly to make sure you don’t miss out!

TICKETS HERE

TRUMP TWAT NATIVE AMERICANS

You may have noticed Trump is being a right twat with 5 Native American nations, including clown-kings The Hopi, by annexing loads of historically and culturally significant land they were given back under Obama, so he can drill it and whatever.

I might try and sort out some kind of mini-benefit for legal stuff but in the meantime you can donate to the fight here…

DONATE HERE.

TOP TIPS – I ARROGANTLY RECOMMEND

Richard Dawson

Avant-folk songwriter, storyteller and performance artists the mighty Richard Dawson is on the road this month;

Monday 18 – Norwich Arts
Tuesday 19th – Band On The Wall M’cr
Weds 20th – Assembly Hall Islington.

The Pretty Things

60s survivors The Pretty Things play their annual xmas bash at the Borderline, London on Dec 15th

Eliza Carthy

Eliza Carthy, vessel of English folk, tours this month;

03 – Anvil Basingstoke
04 – Gloucs Guildhall
06 – Cardiff Tramshed
08 – St George’s Brighton
09 – St Mary’s Ashford
10 – Wedgewood Rooms Southsea
11th Rescue Rooms Notts
13 – Cheese & Grain Frome
16th Union Chapel London
18 – B’ham Town Hall
19 – St Luke’s Glasgow.