BRIDGET CHRISTIE

My “wife” Bridget Christie absolutely loves being described in every listing about her as my wife, even though she herself never mentions it, and she is performing her hit 2011 Edinburgh Fringe show Housewife Surrealist at…
14th March – Housewife Surrealist. Black Box Theatre, Belfast – Tickets
24th April – Housewife Surrealist. Soho Theatre – Tickets
25th April – Housewife Surrealist. Soho Theatre – Tickets
26th April – Housewife Surrealist. Soho Theatre – Tickets
27th April – Housewife Surrealist. Soho Theatre – Tickets
28th April – Housewife Surrealist. Soho Theatre – Tickets

Press about the show is here, and join Bridget’s mailing list here for more news.

CARPET REMNANT WORLD

Carpet Remnant World is the title of the new full length show from the acclaimed star of the BAFTA nominated BBC2 series: Stewart Lee’s Comedy Vehicle (“The funniest thing on television” The Guardian).
Thanks to all who came so far.

March

Thursday 1st – St. George’s Hall, Bradford – 8.00pm. Box Office: 01274 432000 Book Online.
Friday 2nd – Waterfront Hall, Belfast – Box Office: 028 9033 4455 Book Online.
Saturday 3rd – Philarmonic Hall, Liverpool – 8.00pm. Box Office: 0151 709 3789 Book Online.
Tuesday 6th – Opera House, Buxton – 7.30pm. Box Office: 0845 1272190 Book Online.
Wednesday 7th – Corn Exchange, Cambridge – 8.00pm. Box Office: 01223 357851 Book Online.
Friday 9th – The Anvil, Basingstoke – Box Office: 01256 844244 Book Online.
Saturday 10th – Royal & Derngate, Northampton – Box Office: 01604 624811 Book Online.
Sunday 11th – Theatre Royal, Norwich – 7.30pm. Box Office: 01603 630000 Book Online.
Thursday 15th – DeMontfort Hall, Leicester – 7.30pm. Box Office: 0116 233 3111 Book Online.
Friday 16th – Derby Theatre, Derby – Box Office: 01332 255800 Book Online.
Saturday 17th – Performing Arts Centre, Lincoln – Box Office: 0844 888 4414 Book Online.
Wednesday 21st – The Dukes Theatre, Lancaster – 8.00pm. Box Office: 01524 598500 Book Online
Thursday 22nd – Journal Tyne Theatre, Newcastle – 8.00pm. Box Office:0844 493 9999 Book Online.
Friday 23rd – King’s Theatre, Glasgow (Glasgow Comedy Festival) – 8.00pm. Box Office: 0844 3954005 Book Online.
Saturday 24th – Theatre Royal, York – 7.30pm. Box Office: 01904 623568 Book Online.
Monday 26th – Playhouse, Oxford – 8.00pm Box Office: 01865 305305 Book Online.
Wednesday 28th – St David’s Hall, Cardiff – 8.00pm Box Office: 029 2087 8444 Book Online.
Thursday 29th – The Hexagon, Reading – 8.00pm Box Office: 0118 960 6060 Book Online.
Friday 30th – Symphony Hall, Birmingham – 8.00pm Box Office: 0121 7803333 Book Online.

April

Tuesday 17th – Theatre Royal, Winchester – 8.00pm Box Office: 01962 840440 Book Online.
Wednesday 18th – Hall For Cornwall, Truro – 8.00pm Box Office: 01872 262466 Book Online.
Friday 20th – Lyceum Theatre, Sheffield – 7.45pm Box Office: 0114 249 6000 Book Online.
Saturday 21st – Lyceum Theatre, Sheffield – 7.45pm Box Office: 0114 249 6000 Book Online.
Thursday 26th – Theatre Severn, Shrewsbury – 8.00pm Box Office: 01743 281281 Book Online.
Sunday 29th – The Lowry, Salford – MATINEE – 3.00pm Box Office: 0843 208 6010 Book Online.
Sunday 29th – The Lowry, Salford – EVENING – 7.30pm Box Office: 0843 208 6010 Book Online.

May

Thursday 1st – Corn Exchange, King’s Lynn – Box Office: 01553 764864 Book Online.
Wednesday 2nd – The Dome, Brighton – Box Office: 01273 709709 Book Online
Saturday 5th – Machynlleth Comedy Festival, Wales – Book Online.
Sunday 6th – Hippodrome, Bristol – 7.30pm Box Office: 0844 871 3012 Book Online.
Monday 7th – Theatre Royal, Plymouth – Box Office: 01752 230440 Book Online.
Tuesday 8th – Octagon Theatre, Yeovil – Box Office: 01935 422884 Book Online.
Friday 11th – Gala Theatre, Durham – 8.00pm Box Office 0191 332 4041 Book Online.
Saturday 12th – Music Hall, Aberdeen – Box Office: 01224 641122 Book Online.
Sunday 13th – Eden Court, Inverness – Box Office: 01463 234234 Book Online.
Thursday 17th – Vicar Street, Dublin – Box Office: 00353 (0)1 77 55 800 Book Online.
Friday 18th – Vicar Street, Dublin – Box Office: 00353 (0)1 77 55 800 Book Online.
Saturday 19th – Seapoint Ballroom, Salthill, Galway – 8.00pm – 0818 719300 Book Online.
Sunday 20th – Savoy Theatre, Cork – 8.00pm – 0818 719300 Book Online.
Thursday 24th – Warwick Arts Centre, Coventry – 8.00pm Box Office: 024 7652 4524 Book Online.
Friday 25th – Civic Theatre, Wolverhampton – 7.30pm Box Office 0870 320 7000 Book Online.
Saturday 26th – Festival Theatre, Malvern – Box Office: 01684 892277 Book Online.

June

Friday 1st – Assembly Hall, Tunbridge Wells – 8.00pm Box Office 01892 530613 / 532072 Book Online
Friday 8th – West Yorkshire Playhouse, Leeds – Box Office: 0113 213 7700 Book Online.
Saturday 9th – The Alban Arena, St Albans – 01727 844488 – Book Online.
Wednesday 13th – Corn Exchange, Bedford – Box Office: 01234 269519 ON SALE SOON.
Thursday 14th – Grand Theatre, Swansea – Box Office: 01792 475715 VENUE WEBSITE.
Friday 15th – Lighthouse, Poole – Box Office: 0844 406 8666 Book Online
Friday 22nd – Civic Theatre, Chelmsford – Box Office: 01245 606 505 Book Online.
Saturday 23rd – City Hall, Salisbury – 8.00pm – Box Office: 01722 434434 Book Online.
Sunday 24th – Northcott Theatre, Exeter – Box Office: 01392 493493 Book Online.
Tuesday 26th – City Hall, Hull – 8.00pm – Box Office: 01482 300 300 Book Online.
Wednesday 27th – Huntingdon Hall, Worcester – Box Office: 01905 611427 Book Online.
Thursday 28th – Huntingdon Hall, Worcester – Box Office: 01905 611427 Book Online.

July

The show will then be slimmed down from its current 2hrs running time to 75 minutes for the final dates, including a reprise of the show for the 2012 Edinburgh Fringe, as part of The Stand’s Assembly Rooms program, having been originally run it at The Stand in the Summer of 2011. If you want to interpret this as “he couldn’t be arsed to write a new show this year”, despite the fact that I have obviously been touring this most nights of the year to meet the demand and to stop other people complaining that I never play in their town when in fact I have probably already been there dozens of times, that is up to you. If you feel I am not working hard enough don’t feel obliged to come. There are other comedians available, remember.

Wednesday 4th – Picture House, Hebden Bridge – 8.00pm Box Office 01422 842684 Book Online
Friday 13th – The Shed, North Yorkshire – 8.00pm Box Office 01653 668494 Book Online
Saturday 14th – The Shed, North Yorkshire – 8.00pm Box Office 01653 668494 Book Online
Sunday 15th – Richmond Theatre, Richmond – 8.00pm Box Office 0844 871 7651 Book Online
Wednesday 18th – Royal Festival Hall, Southbank, London – 8.00pm Box Office: 0844 847 9910 Book Online.

August

Thursday 2nd – The Stand @ The Assembly Rooms, George Street, Edinburgh – 6.05pm – Book Online.
Friday 3rd – The Stand @ The Assembly Rooms, George Street, Edinburgh – 6.05pm – Book Online.
Saturday 4th – The Stand @ The Assembly Rooms, George Street, Edinburgh – 6.05pm – Book Online.
Sunday 5th – The Stand @ The Assembly Rooms, George Street, Edinburgh – 6.05pm – Book Online.
Monday 6th – The Stand @ The Assembly Rooms, George Street, Edinburgh – 6.05pm – Book Online.
Tuesday 7th – The Stand @ The Assembly Rooms, George Street, Edinburgh – 6.05pm – Book Online.
Wednesday 8th – The Stand @ The Assembly Rooms, George Street, Edinburgh – 6.05pm – Book Online.
Thursday 9th – The Stand @ The Assembly Rooms, George Street, Edinburgh – 6.05pm – Book Online.
Friday 10th – The Stand @ The Assembly Rooms, George Street, Edinburgh – 6.05pm – Book Online.
Saturday 11th – The Stand @ The Assembly Rooms, George Street, Edinburgh – 6.05pm – Book Online.
Sunday 12th – The Stand @ The Assembly Rooms, George Street, Edinburgh – 6.05pm – Book Online.
Tuesday 14th – The Stand @ The Assembly Rooms, George Street, Edinburgh – 6.05pm – Book Online.
Wednesday 15th – The Stand @ The Assembly Rooms, George Street, Edinburgh – 6.05pm – Book Online.
Thursday 16th – The Stand @ The Assembly Rooms, George Street, Edinburgh – 6.05pm – Book Online.
Friday 17th – The Stand @ The Assembly Rooms, George Street, Edinburgh – 6.05pm – Book Online.
Saturday 18th – The Stand @ The Assembly Rooms, George Street, Edinburgh – 6.05pm – Book Online.
Sunday 19th – The Stand @ The Assembly Rooms, George Street, Edinburgh – 6.05pm – Book Online.
Tuesday 21st – The Stand @ The Assembly Rooms, George Street, Edinburgh – 6.05pm – Book Online.
Wednesday 22nd – The Stand @ The Assembly Rooms, George Street, Edinburgh – 6.05pm – Book Online.
Thursday 23rd – The Stand @ The Assembly Rooms, George Street, Edinburgh – 6.05pm – Book Online.
Friday 24th – The Stand @ The Assembly Rooms, George Street, Edinburgh – 6.05pm – Book Online.
Saturday 25th – The Stand @ The Assembly Rooms, George Street, Edinburgh – 6.05pm – Book Online.
Sunday 26th – The Stand @ The Assembly Rooms, George Street, Edinburgh – 6.05pm – Book Online.

A DISCUSSION ABOUT THE ARTS

With me, Josie Long & Alan Moore, March 26th in Oxford, 2pm
http://oxfordliteraryfestival.org/events/detail/whats-the-point-of-the-arts-and-humanities