LONDON LIFES 15 – WALTER PIGEON - May 2007 What's On In London - By Stewart Lee - May 1st, 2007

Walter Pigeon is a pigeon and lives in the sky above Trafalgar Square. He is bitterly opposed to pigeon persecution, humans and London’s Mayor, Ken Livingstone. Mankind! You attempt to destroy us! And yet still we thrive. Seven years ago your tiny, moustachioed mayor banned the sale of seed to drive us from your Trafalgar…

LONDON LIFES 14 – BINTY FROGWITCH - April 2007 What's On In London - By Stewart Lee - April 24th, 2007

Binty Frogwitch lives in Chelsea and has been a Royal Dog Correspondent since the 1950’s, selling stories to The Daily Mail, ITN and Popbitch. “I have always lived in London. I need to be at the centre of things. If an incident involving a Royal Dog occurs I have to check the facts. Hurry Binty!…

LONDON LIFES 13 – FAITH GURNEY - April 2007 What's On In London - By Stewart Lee - April 17th, 2007

Faith Gurney is a Traffic Police Community Support Officer, formerly a Traffic Warden, operating in Central London. She is 37 years old and enjoys West End Musicals and the films of Richard Curtis, has two pet guinea pigs, and was recently at the centre of a hoo-hah. “Nothing in Traffic Police Community Support Officer (formerly…

LONDON LIFES 12 – SAVAGE CLINKING - April 2007 What's On In London - By Stewart Lee - April 10th, 2007

Savage Clinking is a punk-historian, and is the author of almost two books on the music and politics of the era, featuring random use of capitals and some photos of Sid Vicious falling over. So, farewell then, Hammersmith Palais, venue of PUNK Legends. Long may you ROT in peace! I was there when THE PISTOLS…

LONDON LIFES 11 – ANTON FREEZEY-COLD - April 2007 What's On In London - By Stewart Lee - April 3rd, 2007

Anton Freezey-Cold is an ice-cream man. He can usually be seen in Regent’s Park in hot weather. I been selling ice creams since I first come here in 1958. The hotter it is weather-wise, the more ice cream I sell, sales-wise. I sell a lot of ice cream these days. This George Bush, saying Global…

LONDON LIFES 10 – BRENT CROSS - March 2007 What's On In London - By Stewart Lee - March 27th, 2007

Brent Cross is a security guard at the Brent Cross Shopping Centre. He is 37 years old and was born in Wellington, New Zealand. I suppose it was inevitable that I would end up working at Brent Cross. I was born to Mr and Mrs Peter Cross, in New Zealand in 1970, two British hippies…