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Mearecate, Youtube
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Pudabaya, beexcellenttoeachother.com
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Cojones2, Guardian.co.uk
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Johnny Kitkat, dontstartmeoff.com
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John Robins, Comedian
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BBC iPlayer edition of discussion of Stewart Lee on A Good Read
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Dominic Cavendish, Telegraph
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Anon, dontstartmeoff.com
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James Dellingpole, Daily Telegraph
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Liam Travitt, Twitter
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Maninabananasuit, Guardian.co.uk
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Dominic Cavendish, Daily Telegraph
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Tweeter Kyriakou, Twitter
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Nicetime, Guardian.co.uk
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Yukio Mishima, dontstartmeoff.com
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Aiden Hearn, Twitter
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Spanner, dontstartmeoff.com
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Microcuts 22, Twitter
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Mrdavisn01, Twitter
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Len Firewood, Twitter
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Iain, eatenbymissionaries
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Shit Crit, Twitter
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Alwyn, Digiguide.tv
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Robert Gavin, Twitter
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Aaron, comedy.co.uk
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A D Ward, Twitter
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Guest1001, Youtube
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Stuart, Chortle
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Anon, BBC Complaints Log
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Meninblack, Twitter
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Esme Folley, Actress, cellist, Twitter
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Anon, westhamonline.com
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Tweeterkiryakou, Twitter
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Lucinda Locketts, Twitter
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Lenny Darksphere, Twitter
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Guest, Dontstartmeoff.com
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Joycey, readytogo.net
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General Lurko 36, Guardian.co.uk