Crime is down 14%, but only if you ignore Fraud, which has bloomed under lockdown, in which case it is up.
Boris Johnson didn’t attend any parties under lockdown, except all of the ones which he did attend under lockdown.
The vaccine could only be developed because we had left the EU, even though it was developed before we left the EU.
There has never been a time where the very nature of facts has been so in doubt.
There has never been a better time to own an ethically crafted Stewart Lee ‘You can prove anything with facts’ leisure garment.
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They cost £20 each and will start shipping from Tuesday 15th February 2022.
Content Provider facemasks cost £15 each and are in stock and shipping now!
Hoodies of Content Provider and All The Cheeses are also in stock and shipping now. They cost £35 each.
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Pnethor, pne-online.com
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Birmingham Sunday Mercury
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Zombie Hamster, Twitter
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Dominic Cavendish, Telegraph
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Peter Ould, Youtube
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Brighton Argus
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BBC iPlayer edition of discussion of Stewart Lee on A Good Read
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Richard Herring, Comedian
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James Dellingpole, Daily Telegraph
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Joskins, Leeds Music Forum
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Tweeter Kyriakou, Twitter
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John Robins, Comedian
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Anon, BBC Complaints Log
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Alex Quarmby, Edfringe.com
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Yukio Mishima, dontstartmeoff.com
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Anon, westhamonline.com
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Deepbass, Guardian.co.uk
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Patrick Kavanagh, Guardian.co.uk
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