Last year, Helen ‘Stinky’ Fitzroy briefly revived the forgotten Victorian London trade of Pure Taker, by gathering dog excrement from the streets around her Islington home, which she then attempted to sell to the Leather Industry. When I tell people that I once tried to sell dog excrement to strangers, they often look at me…
Edward Smith is a snowman, based in Kings Cross. Due to increasingly mild weather, he has seen little active snowman service in the last decade. Having been assembled by a gang of children on a piece of wast eground off Pentonville Road during last week’s heavy snowfall, Edward is looking forward to seeing how the…
Stan Andrews stands on Oxford Street holding a placard saying Golf Sale, and has done since 1989. ‘Golf Sale’. That’s me. Perhaps you’ve seen me. My pitch is at the corner of Oxford Street and Rathbone place, just by the Waterstone’s. I’ve stood there for the best part of two decades now, from ten till…
As a comedian and F-list celebrity I am occassionally asked to appear as a talking head on TV shows called the ‘Greatest Stand-Up Comedians of All Time’. But most the people I want to discuss – Simon Munnery, Kevin MacAleer, and Ted Chippington for example, – are deemed inadmissable by the producers, who want to…
If you are about to listen to On The Shore for the first time, then you are to be envied. In an era of mass communication and commercial misappropriation, there are few genuinely lost treasures left to be discovered. But On The Shore, the second and final album from the English folk rock band Trees,…
Richard Youngs is a forty year old librarian, transplanted from a childhood in Lincolnshire and Hertfordshire to Glasgow, from where he maintains musical connections with an international network of similarly independent, but musically disparate, cult figures. The first Richard Youngs album I ever heard was Making Paper. It was released in February 2001 on the…
Johnny Kitkat, dontstartmeoff.com
Johnny Kitkat, dontstartmeoff.com
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Spanner, dontstartmeoff.com
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Dominic Cavendish, Telegraph
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Joskins, Leeds Music Forum
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Dick Socrates, Twitter
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Gmanthedemon, bbc.co.uk
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Meanstreetelite, Peoplesrepublicofcork
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Pnethor, pne-online.com
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Coxy, Dontstartmeoff.com
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Visualiser1, Twitter
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Tin Frog, Twitter
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Neva2busy, dontstartmeoff.com
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Esme Folley, Actress, cellist, Twitter
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Clampdown59, Twitter.
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DVDhth's grandparents, Twitter
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Meninblack, Twitter
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Gwaites, Digitalspy
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Anamatronix, Youtube
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Carla, St Albans, Dailymail.co.uk
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Deepbass, Guardian.co.uk
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Alwyn, Digiguide.tv
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Borathigh5, Youtube
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12dgdgdgdgdgdg, Youtube
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James Dellingpole, Daily Telegraph
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Wharto15, Twitter
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Peter Fears, Twitter
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Cyberbloke, Twitter
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Bobby Bhoy, Twitter
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Contrapuntal, Twitter
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Pirate Crocodile, Twitter
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NevW47479, UKTV.co.uk
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Cabluigi, Guardian.co.uk
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Foxfoxton, Youtube
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Sidsings000, Youtube
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Hiewy, Youtube
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Len Firewood, Twitter
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Anon, westhamonline.com
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Sweeping Curves, Twitter
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Guest1001, Youtube
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Joycey, readytogo.net
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World Without End, Twitter
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Chez, Chortle.com
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Dahoum, Guardian.co.uk
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Maninabananasuit, Guardian.co.uk
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Tres Ryan, Twitter
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Rubyshoes, Twitter
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GRTak, finalgear.com
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Aaron, comedy.co.uk
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Tokyofist, Youtube
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Liam Travitt, Twitter
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Someoneyoudon'tknow, Chortle.com
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Peter Ould, Twitter
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Danazawa, Youtube
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Iain, eatenbymissionaries
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BBC iPlayer edition of discussion of Stewart Lee on A Good Read
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Jamespearse, Twitter
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Bosco239, youtube
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Tweeter Kyriakou, Twitter
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Lents, redandwhitekop.com
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Peter Ould, Youtube
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Birmingham Sunday Mercury
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Guest, Dontstartmeoff.com
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Anon, BBC Complaints Log
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Etienne, Chortle.com
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Horatio Melvin, Twitter
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Lucinda Locketts, Twitter
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Anon, dontstartmeoff.com
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Joe, Independent.co.uk
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Brighton Argus
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Pudabaya, beexcellenttoeachother.com
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Karen Laidlaw, Edfringe. com.
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Pudabaya, Twitter
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Neolab, Guardian.co.uk
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Mini-x2, readytogo.net
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Rowing Rob, Guardian.co.uk
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Brendon, Vauxhallownersnetwork.co.uk
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Cojones2, Guardian.co.uk
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Leach Juice, Twitter
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Fairy Pingu, Twitter
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Zombie Hamster, Twitter
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Anonymous, don'tstartmeoff.com
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Sam Rooney, Youtube
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Keilloh, Twitter
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John Robins, Comedian
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Anonymous, The Northfield Patriot
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Nicetime, Guardian.co.uk
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Al Murray, Comedian
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98rosjon, Twitter
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Richard Herring, Comedian
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Lenny Darksphere, Twitter
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Dominic Cavendish, Daily Telegraph
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Ishamayura Byrd, Twitter
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Idrie, Youtube
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Secretdeveloper, Youtube
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Syhr, breakbeat.co.uk
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Whoiscuriousgeorge, Youtube
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A D Ward, Twitter
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Mrdavisn01, Twitter
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Fowkes81, Twitter
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Stokeylitfest, Twitter
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Gabrielle, Chortle.com
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Alex Quarmby, Edfringe.com
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General Lurko 36, Guardian.co.uk
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Robert Gavin, Twitter
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FBC, finalgear.com
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Jackmumf, Twitter
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Rudeness, Youtube
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Tweeterkiryakou, Twitter
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Lee Mack, Mack The Life, 2012
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Aiden Hearn, Twitter
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Frankie Boyle, Comedian
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Genghis McKahn, Guardian.co.uk
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Kozzy06, Youtube
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Emilyistrendy, Youtube
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Lancethrustworthy, Youtube
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Shane, Beverley, Dailymail.co.uk
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Mearecate, Youtube
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Stuart, Chortle
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Dave Wilson, Chortle.com
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Yukio Mishima, dontstartmeoff.com
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Mpf1947, Youtube
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Funday’schild, youtube.
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Patrick Kavanagh, Guardian.co.uk
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Slothy Matt, Twitter
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Carcrazychica, Youtube
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Shit Crit, Twitter
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Microcuts 22, Twitter
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Z-factor, Twitter.
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Henry Howard Fun, Twitter