The majestic shores and tinkling streams of our island kingdom are engulfed by filth. I am self-constipating to stem the tide of sewage, reducing my own filth output by eliminating fibre and water from my diet, and eating only dairy products, and so should you if you are a true patriot. Laurence Fox has already…
I am a travelling entertainer. I spent decades in secondhand bookshops in shabby sidestreets, filling the sick-stomach void between station and show with palliative possibility, panning for gold. Somewhere at the end of the last millennium, a few measly pounds bought me a signed first edition of the Irish travelogue The Crying of the Wind…
“Dance, dance, wherever you may be! I’m the Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster, and Surrey Heath’s MP, And that’s why I get into clubs for free.” The Gove of the Dance, Sydney Carter, 1963 Few people will ever forget where they were when they learned that Michael Gove had been filmed dancing alone in…
Did the Conservative MP Andrew Bridgen cultivate lagoons of urine in his rural Leicestershire constituency? In 2014, the Environment Agency claimed lagoons at the Measham depot of his vegetable packaging and distribution company, AB Produce, emitted a pervasive urine smell. “It smells just like urine all the time – first thing in the morning until…
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Robert Gavin, Twitter
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Zombie Hamster, Twitter
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Meanstreetelite, Peoplesrepublicofcork
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Emilyistrendy, Youtube
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Coxy, Dontstartmeoff.com
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Neva2busy, dontstartmeoff.com
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Frankie Boyle, Comedian
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Henry Howard Fun, Twitter
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Johnny Kitkat, dontstartmeoff.com
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Pudabaya, beexcellenttoeachother.com
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Microcuts 22, Twitter
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Esme Folley, Actress, cellist, Twitter
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World Without End, Twitter
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Contrapuntal, Twitter
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Alwyn, Digiguide.tv
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Shit Crit, Twitter
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Anamatronix, Youtube
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Lee Mack, Mack The Life, 2012
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James Dellingpole, Daily Telegraph
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Alex Quarmby, Edfringe.com
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Pirate Crocodile, Twitter
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Chez, Chortle.com
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Anonymous, The Northfield Patriot
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Rowing Rob, Guardian.co.uk
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Joskins, Leeds Music Forum
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Dominic Cavendish, Daily Telegraph
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Peter Ould, Twitter
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General Lurko 36, Guardian.co.uk
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BBC iPlayer edition of discussion of Stewart Lee on A Good Read
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Cabluigi, Guardian.co.uk
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Peter Ould, Youtube
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NevW47479, UKTV.co.uk
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Anon, BBC Complaints Log
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98rosjon, Twitter
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Carla, St Albans, Dailymail.co.uk
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Rubyshoes, Twitter
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Horatio Melvin, Twitter
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Al Murray, Comedian
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Aaron, comedy.co.uk
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Patrick Kavanagh, Guardian.co.uk
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Guest1001, Youtube
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Yukio Mishima, dontstartmeoff.com
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Stokeylitfest, Twitter
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Genghis McKahn, Guardian.co.uk
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Gwaites, Digitalspy
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Lucinda Locketts, Twitter
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Joe, Independent.co.uk
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Dominic Cavendish, Telegraph
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Someoneyoudon'tknow, Chortle.com
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Stuart, Chortle
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Lenny Darksphere, Twitter
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Anon, westhamonline.com
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Brendon, Vauxhallownersnetwork.co.uk
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Birmingham Sunday Mercury
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Aiden Hearn, Twitter
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Borathigh5, Youtube
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Deepbass, Guardian.co.uk
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Mini-x2, readytogo.net
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Tweeter Kyriakou, Twitter
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Etienne, Chortle.com
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Sweeping Curves, Twitter
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A D Ward, Twitter
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Mearecate, Youtube
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Fairy Pingu, Twitter
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Tokyofist, Youtube
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Lents, redandwhitekop.com
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Neolab, Guardian.co.uk
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Shane, Beverley, Dailymail.co.uk
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Whoiscuriousgeorge, Youtube
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Gmanthedemon, bbc.co.uk
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Maninabananasuit, Guardian.co.uk
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Tweeterkiryakou, Twitter
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GRTak, finalgear.com
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Visualiser1, Twitter
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Tres Ryan, Twitter
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Sam Rooney, Youtube
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Clampdown59, Twitter.
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Iain, eatenbymissionaries
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Richard Herring, Comedian
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Gabrielle, Chortle.com
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Spanner, dontstartmeoff.com
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FBC, finalgear.com
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Syhr, breakbeat.co.uk
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Anon, dontstartmeoff.com
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Danazawa, Youtube
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Rudeness, Youtube
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Cyberbloke, Twitter
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Brighton Argus
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Carcrazychica, Youtube
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John Robins, Comedian
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Dahoum, Guardian.co.uk
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12dgdgdgdgdgdg, Youtube
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Idrie, Youtube
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Pudabaya, Twitter
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Fowkes81, Twitter
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Nicetime, Guardian.co.uk
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Meninblack, Twitter
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Bobby Bhoy, Twitter
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Joycey, readytogo.net
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Kozzy06, Youtube
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Liam Travitt, Twitter
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Guest, Dontstartmeoff.com
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Dave Wilson, Chortle.com
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Ishamayura Byrd, Twitter
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Dick Socrates, Twitter
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Jackmumf, Twitter
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Sidsings000, Youtube
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Z-factor, Twitter.
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Len Firewood, Twitter
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Jamespearse, Twitter