Starmer’s tiny gaffe has made him a sausage to fortune - September 2024 The Observer - By Stewart Lee - September 29th, 2024

Addressing the subject of Gaza on Tuesday, Sir Keir Starmer called for the “return of the sausages”, which was a surprise to those of us who didn’t know they were missing. Although, come to think of it, when was the last time you saw a big fat bulldog with a string of them in its…

The Tories have left the stage but their toxic cultural legacy is doing an encore - September 2024 The Observer - By Stewart Lee - September 15th, 2024

Hey-ho! It’s that time of year again when the opaquely funded Tufton Street-linked pressure group Restore Trust expends expensive effort seeding its right-leaning candidates (formerly including the evangelical Stephen Green, who denied the existence of marital rape and once supported Uganda’s death penalty for some homosexuals) on to the board of its hated “woke” National…

Oasis: a guilty pleasure without fringe benefits - September 2024 The Observer - By Stewart Lee - September 1st, 2024

“In Russia, nostalgia is regarded as an illness,” declared the mighty comedian Simon Munnery once, “or at least it used to be, in the good old days.” Zing! Oasis, who 30 years ago represented a kind of condensed nostalgia for the previous quarter-century of British rock, are re-forming. The cocaine dealers of Britain are already…

It’s mating season on X, as Musk courts Trump - August 2024 The Observer - By Stewart Lee - August 18th, 2024

The dorsal fin of the tiny remora fish conceals a suction mechanism, enabling it to cling to sharks, which are full of urea and can live for many years. And on Monday, the Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump, and Elon Musk, the billionaire playman and galactic space-lord of the decomposing social media channel Twitter (currently…

Britain burns while liberals check facts - August 2024 The Observer - By Stewart Lee - August 11th, 2024

Let’s get ready to rhumble! As heroic locals and beleaguered police battle to stop cocaine-fuelled hard-right rioters burning people to death, the laughing faces of ITV’s Ant McPartlin and Declan Donnelly hang suspended in the smoke shrouding buildings in Rotherham and Tamworth. Watch us wreck the mike!! Psyche!!! The greatest trick Nigel Farage ever pulled,…

Republicans beware: weaponising pets is a political minefield - August 2024 The Observer - By Stewart Lee - August 4th, 2024

The Ohio senator JD Vance has attacked “childless cat ladies”, going so far as to suggest infertile cat owners, or cat owners choosing life without children, should enjoy reduced voting rights. Donald Trump has already alienated Elvis Presley fans (“Elvis didn’t have 50,000 people and he had a guitar… I don’t have a guitar”) and…