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With Donald Trump’s help, at least our bananas will be bendy again

If our Brexit trade plan relies on wooing despised tyrants, what kind of morally bankrupt corner have we backed ourselves into?

‘I have already booked a room for the people’s populist banana bending revolution’: A protester gets fruity. Photograph: Press/SIP/Rex/Shutterstock

With Donald Trump’s help, at least our bananas will be bendy again