I only got a “smart” television set 18 months ago, so I have already avoided years of covert surveillance by the CIA, the FBI, MI5, CI5 and NWA. No one is safe from Samsung’s all-seeing Eye of Sauron. Apparently, a deeply embedded program currently enables the intelligence agencies to note and monitor anyone who is…
I am a standup comedian, and simply putting the words “standup comedian” in inverted commas in your below-the-line comments on this column will do nothing to change that, you Brexit-crazed cyberbots of billionaire Trump-backer Robert Mercer’s referendum-shaping Cambridge Analytica company. Sad! Last week, in Truro, as part of the endless tour I use these columns…
Knock knock? Who’s there? Benjamin Netanya. Benjamin Netanya who? That’s right, can I come in and see Theresa May please? Before you clog up the below-the-line comments for this column with criticisms, I am aware this knock-knock joke doesn’t quite work, logically. Israeli prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu was left standing at the unanswered door of…
Not everyone who voted to leave the EU wanted to see Britain immediately descend into being an unaccountable single-party state, exploiting people’s worst prejudices to maintain power indefinitely. Some people just wanted to have bendy bananas. As a member of the metropolitan liberal elite in the pre-Brexit wasteland, I wake up every day, my little…
Can it be only last year that I was making the out-of-touch liberal elite laugh, in publicly subsidised theatres throughout pre-Brexit Britain, by saying that “Donald Trump” sounded like the kind of name Walt Disney would come up with if he was asked to invent a fart that could speak? Happy times. It seemed then…
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Joycey, readytogo.net
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Birmingham Sunday Mercury
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Maninabananasuit, Guardian.co.uk
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Gmanthedemon, bbc.co.uk
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Neva2busy, dontstartmeoff.com
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Visualiser1, Twitter
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Joskins, Leeds Music Forum
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Etienne, Chortle.com
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Danazawa, Youtube
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Genghis McKahn, Guardian.co.uk
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Pudabaya, beexcellenttoeachother.com
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Anamatronix, Youtube
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Johnny Kitkat, dontstartmeoff.com
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Someoneyoudon'tknow, Chortle.com
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A D Ward, Twitter
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General Lurko 36, Guardian.co.uk
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Henry Howard Fun, Twitter
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Mrdavisn01, Twitter
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Gabrielle, Chortle.com
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Shit Crit, Twitter
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Lents, redandwhitekop.com
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Dominic Cavendish, Daily Telegraph
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Lucinda Locketts, Twitter
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Peter Ould, Twitter
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DVDhth's grandparents, Twitter
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Whoiscuriousgeorge, Youtube
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Fairy Pingu, Twitter
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Coxy, Dontstartmeoff.com
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Len Firewood, Twitter
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Anonymous, don'tstartmeoff.com
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Alex Quarmby, Edfringe.com
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Meninblack, Twitter
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Carla, St Albans, Dailymail.co.uk
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Patrick Kavanagh, Guardian.co.uk
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Dominic Cavendish, Telegraph
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Lee Mack, Mack The Life, 2012
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James Dellingpole, Daily Telegraph
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Carcrazychica, Youtube
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Bosco239, youtube
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Chez, Chortle.com
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Sweeping Curves, Twitter
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BBC iPlayer edition of discussion of Stewart Lee on A Good Read
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Dick Socrates, Twitter
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Mini-x2, readytogo.net
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12dgdgdgdgdgdg, Youtube
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Iain, eatenbymissionaries
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Cojones2, Guardian.co.uk
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Al Murray, Comedian
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98rosjon, Twitter
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Anon, westhamonline.com
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Brendon, Vauxhallownersnetwork.co.uk
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Jackmumf, Twitter
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Borathigh5, Youtube
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Z-factor, Twitter.
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Brighton Argus
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Foxfoxton, Youtube
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Sidsings000, Youtube
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Peter Ould, Youtube
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Guest, Dontstartmeoff.com
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Bobby Bhoy, Twitter
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Tres Ryan, Twitter
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World Without End, Twitter
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Pudabaya, Twitter
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Joe, Independent.co.uk
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Karen Laidlaw, Edfringe. com.
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Peter Fears, Twitter
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Rowing Rob, Guardian.co.uk
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Liam Travitt, Twitter
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Gwaites, Digitalspy
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Tin Frog, Twitter
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Mearecate, Youtube
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Syhr, breakbeat.co.uk
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Fowkes81, Twitter
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Lenny Darksphere, Twitter
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Rudeness, Youtube
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Slothy Matt, Twitter
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Dave Wilson, Chortle.com
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Clampdown59, Twitter.
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Guest1001, Youtube
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Stuart, Chortle
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Horatio Melvin, Twitter
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Tweeter Kyriakou, Twitter
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Emilyistrendy, Youtube
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Leach Juice, Twitter
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Cabluigi, Guardian.co.uk
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Anonymous, The Northfield Patriot
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Rubyshoes, Twitter
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Shane, Beverley, Dailymail.co.uk
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Ishamayura Byrd, Twitter
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Hiewy, Youtube
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Anon, dontstartmeoff.com
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Cyberbloke, Twitter
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Frankie Boyle, Comedian
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FBC, finalgear.com
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Keilloh, Twitter
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Neolab, Guardian.co.uk
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Yukio Mishima, dontstartmeoff.com
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Robert Gavin, Twitter
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Aiden Hearn, Twitter
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Secretdeveloper, Youtube
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Contrapuntal, Twitter
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Deepbass, Guardian.co.uk
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Anon, BBC Complaints Log
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Stokeylitfest, Twitter
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Esme Folley, Actress, cellist, Twitter
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Jamespearse, Twitter
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Funday’schild, youtube.
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Kozzy06, Youtube
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Zombie Hamster, Twitter
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John Robins, Comedian
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Aaron, comedy.co.uk
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Alwyn, Digiguide.tv
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Sam Rooney, Youtube
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Dahoum, Guardian.co.uk
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Pirate Crocodile, Twitter
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Meanstreetelite, Peoplesrepublicofcork
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Spanner, dontstartmeoff.com
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Tweeterkiryakou, Twitter
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Tokyofist, Youtube
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Wharto15, Twitter
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GRTak, finalgear.com
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Mpf1947, Youtube
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Pnethor, pne-online.com
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NevW47479, UKTV.co.uk
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Richard Herring, Comedian
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Microcuts 22, Twitter
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Idrie, Youtube
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Nicetime, Guardian.co.uk