Wake up and smell the covfefe and tell the spinning corpse of Robin Day the news. The old politics is over. This election is no longer a choice between left and right, between traditional working-class or middle-class allegiances, between self-interest and concern for others. It is a new kind of choice. It is a choice…
Last Wednesday our chief Brexiter Boris Johnson dressed up in a Sikh costume to visit a Bristol gurdwara. There he told the alcohol-abstaining supplicants to take bottles of Johnnie Walker to Indian relatives to speed post-Brexit booze exports, leading one to comment that had he made that suggestion in India the foreign secretary would have…
Artificially intelligent humanoid sexual partners are now commercially available. And indeed, I have often wondered if I myself am in fact one such “sex robot”. My lovers always disengage from me in silently satisfied wonder, and rarely request second encounters, having had their expectations soul-shatteringly exceeded, their sexual futures rendered endlessly disappointing. I’m joking of…
Last Sunday, Le Pen was predicted a 92% landslide; Serge Gainsbourg’s zombie corpse, barely discernible from his living form, rose from the grave and endorsed the Front National; and, apparently, 10-hour queues meant it wasn’t worth busy French metropolitan liberals turning up to vote, as they would not then have time to drink absinthe in…
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Henry Howard Fun, Twitter
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Lucinda Locketts, Twitter
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Contrapuntal, Twitter
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Genghis McKahn, Guardian.co.uk
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Anonymous, The Northfield Patriot
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Dominic Cavendish, Telegraph
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Aaron, comedy.co.uk
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Peter Ould, Youtube
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Anamatronix, Youtube
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Brighton Argus
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Lenny Darksphere, Twitter
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Anon, westhamonline.com
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Keilloh, Twitter
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James Dellingpole, Daily Telegraph
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Meanstreetelite, Peoplesrepublicofcork
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Sam Rooney, Youtube
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Fairy Pingu, Twitter
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World Without End, Twitter
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Karen Laidlaw, Edfringe. com.
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Visualiser1, Twitter
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98rosjon, Twitter
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Tweeter Kyriakou, Twitter
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Guest, Dontstartmeoff.com
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Borathigh5, Youtube
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Tweeterkiryakou, Twitter
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Frankie Boyle, Comedian
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John Robins, Comedian
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Mearecate, Youtube
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FBC, finalgear.com
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Pirate Crocodile, Twitter
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Patrick Kavanagh, Guardian.co.uk
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Lents, redandwhitekop.com
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Mini-x2, readytogo.net
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Someoneyoudon'tknow, Chortle.com
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Joe, Independent.co.uk
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Emilyistrendy, Youtube
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Sweeping Curves, Twitter
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Iain, eatenbymissionaries
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Pudabaya, Twitter
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Guest1001, Youtube
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Len Firewood, Twitter
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Carla, St Albans, Dailymail.co.uk
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Dave Wilson, Chortle.com
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Gabrielle, Chortle.com
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Neolab, Guardian.co.uk
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Mpf1947, Youtube
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Anon, dontstartmeoff.com
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Pudabaya, beexcellenttoeachother.com
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Dick Socrates, Twitter
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Sidsings000, Youtube
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Aiden Hearn, Twitter
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Spanner, dontstartmeoff.com
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Anon, BBC Complaints Log
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Stuart, Chortle
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Rubyshoes, Twitter
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Alwyn, Digiguide.tv
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Brendon, Vauxhallownersnetwork.co.uk
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Meninblack, Twitter
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Esme Folley, Actress, cellist, Twitter
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Danazawa, Youtube
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Cabluigi, Guardian.co.uk
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Nicetime, Guardian.co.uk
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A D Ward, Twitter
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Carcrazychica, Youtube
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NevW47479, UKTV.co.uk
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Tres Ryan, Twitter
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Funday’schild, youtube.
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Yukio Mishima, dontstartmeoff.com
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Tokyofist, Youtube
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Joskins, Leeds Music Forum
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Z-factor, Twitter.
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12dgdgdgdgdgdg, Youtube
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Jamespearse, Twitter
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Shit Crit, Twitter
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Lee Mack, Mack The Life, 2012
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Al Murray, Comedian
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Peter Ould, Twitter
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Maninabananasuit, Guardian.co.uk
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Coxy, Dontstartmeoff.com
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DVDhth's grandparents, Twitter
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Joycey, readytogo.net
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Mrdavisn01, Twitter
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Deepbass, Guardian.co.uk
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Cojones2, Guardian.co.uk
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Slothy Matt, Twitter
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Bobby Bhoy, Twitter
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General Lurko 36, Guardian.co.uk
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Pnethor, pne-online.com
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Liam Travitt, Twitter
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Rowing Rob, Guardian.co.uk
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Anonymous, don'tstartmeoff.com
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Robert Gavin, Twitter
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GRTak, finalgear.com
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Hiewy, Youtube
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Microcuts 22, Twitter
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Dahoum, Guardian.co.uk
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Tin Frog, Twitter
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Rudeness, Youtube
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Kozzy06, Youtube
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Gmanthedemon, bbc.co.uk
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Zombie Hamster, Twitter
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Johnny Kitkat, dontstartmeoff.com
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Wharto15, Twitter
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Dominic Cavendish, Daily Telegraph
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Neva2busy, dontstartmeoff.com
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Horatio Melvin, Twitter
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Peter Fears, Twitter
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Richard Herring, Comedian
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Birmingham Sunday Mercury
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Syhr, breakbeat.co.uk
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Chez, Chortle.com
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Lancethrustworthy, Youtube
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Fowkes81, Twitter
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Ishamayura Byrd, Twitter
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Whoiscuriousgeorge, Youtube
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Jackmumf, Twitter
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Etienne, Chortle.com
BBC iPlayer edition of discussion of Stewart Lee on A Good Read
BBC iPlayer edition of discussion of Stewart Lee on A Good Read
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Shane, Beverley, Dailymail.co.uk
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Alex Quarmby, Edfringe.com
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Stokeylitfest, Twitter
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Bosco239, youtube
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Gwaites, Digitalspy