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A papal encounter with the bat-faced duck-lion

A coal-black fear seized the heart of Pope Francis as he prepared to exchange gifts with the Lord of Filth…

Donald Trump, with his wife Melania and daughter Ivanka, meeting Pope Francis in the Vatican. Photograph: Vatican Pool - Corbis/Getty Images

A papal encounter with the bat-faced duck-lion