Few hearts can have been left unbroken on Friday night, when footage emerged of President Donald Trump triumphantly celebrating the killing of Father Christmas by American military forces on Boxing Day. My children were in floods of tears as we watched a clearly aroused Trump make the following televised statement, sitting beneath a sumptuously decorated…
Boris Piccaninny Watermelon Letterbox Cake Bumboys Vampires Haircut Wall-Spaffer Spunk-Burster Fuck-Business Fuck-the-Families Get-Off-My-Fucking-Laptop Girly-Swot Big-Girl’s-Blouse Chicken-frit Hulk-Smash Noseringed-Crusties Death-Humbug Technology-Lessons Surrender-Bullshit French-Turds Dog-Whistle Get-Stuffed FactcheckUK@CCHQ Get-Brexit-Done Johnson is finally your elected prime minister! And the past decade’s worth of my multi-award-winning satirical standup sets seem like the sagely predictions of a seer. Sometimes I scare…
The World Anti-Doping Agency (Wada) finally called Russia’s bluff last week and banned its enhancement-addled athletes, many of them little more than skin sacks full of amphetamines and Calpol, from major world sporting events for the next four years. Perhaps it was this that saw sister organisation the World Anti-Lying Agency (Wala) inspired to flex…
Many years ago, while wearing a Navajo jacket, I was accused of cultural appropriation. I told the zealot harassing me the jacket was a gift from a Native American shaman-clown, under whom I had studied. She backed down, humiliated, like Major General Arthur St Clair before the forces of Little Turtle and the Potawatomi, at…
On Monday, the crusading investigative journalist Piers Morgan interviewed Jennifer Arcuri, the spurned 10-year business associate of Boris Piccaninny Watermelon Letterbox Cake Bumboys Vampires Haircut Wall-Spaffer Spunk-Burster Fuck-Business Fuck-the-Families Get-Off-My-Fucking-Laptop Girly-Swot Big-Girl’s-Blouse Chicken-frit Hulk-Smash Noseringed-Crusties Death-Humbug Technology-Lessons Surrender-Bullshit French-Turds Get-Stuffed FactcheckUK@CCHQ Johnson. Shortly before being ridiculed by a bluntly Scottish Lorraine Kelly, the disputed tech-entrepreneur…
In the Forest of Dean, an undiscovered stone circle emerged from the moss; in the east Midlands, the former high sheriff of Derbyshire herself was swept away by floodwater; and on Remembrance Sunday, searching the cemetery for war dead, I was lead instead by a cawing crow to the hidden grave of the music hall…
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Stuart, Chortle
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Fairy Pingu, Twitter
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James Dellingpole, Daily Telegraph
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Joskins, Leeds Music Forum
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Emilyistrendy, Youtube
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Robert Gavin, Twitter
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GRTak, finalgear.com
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Spanner, dontstartmeoff.com
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Leach Juice, Twitter
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Anon, westhamonline.com
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Maninabananasuit, Guardian.co.uk
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Lancethrustworthy, Youtube
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Dominic Cavendish, Daily Telegraph
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Meninblack, Twitter
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Rubyshoes, Twitter
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Henry Howard Fun, Twitter
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Jamespearse, Twitter
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Lents, redandwhitekop.com
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Hiewy, Youtube
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Mrdavisn01, Twitter
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DVDhth's grandparents, Twitter
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Dahoum, Guardian.co.uk
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A D Ward, Twitter
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Secretdeveloper, Youtube
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Foxfoxton, Youtube
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Mini-x2, readytogo.net
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Keilloh, Twitter
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Borathigh5, Youtube
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Brendon, Vauxhallownersnetwork.co.uk
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Genghis McKahn, Guardian.co.uk
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Clampdown59, Twitter.
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Birmingham Sunday Mercury
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Pudabaya, Twitter
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Pirate Crocodile, Twitter
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Guest, Dontstartmeoff.com
BBC iPlayer edition of discussion of Stewart Lee on A Good Read
BBC iPlayer edition of discussion of Stewart Lee on A Good Read
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Al Murray, Comedian
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Cyberbloke, Twitter
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Esme Folley, Actress, cellist, Twitter
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Neolab, Guardian.co.uk
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Visualiser1, Twitter
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Yukio Mishima, dontstartmeoff.com
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Tin Frog, Twitter
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Cabluigi, Guardian.co.uk
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Sweeping Curves, Twitter
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Syhr, breakbeat.co.uk
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Rudeness, Youtube
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Guest1001, Youtube
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Anon, dontstartmeoff.com
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John Robins, Comedian
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Alex Quarmby, Edfringe.com
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Someoneyoudon'tknow, Chortle.com
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World Without End, Twitter
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Aaron, comedy.co.uk
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Fowkes81, Twitter
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Brighton Argus
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NevW47479, UKTV.co.uk
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Karen Laidlaw, Edfringe. com.
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Z-factor, Twitter.
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Chez, Chortle.com
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Ishamayura Byrd, Twitter
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Johnny Kitkat, dontstartmeoff.com
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Patrick Kavanagh, Guardian.co.uk
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Nicetime, Guardian.co.uk
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Dick Socrates, Twitter
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Peter Ould, Twitter
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Tweeterkiryakou, Twitter
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Sam Rooney, Youtube
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Stokeylitfest, Twitter
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Mearecate, Youtube
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Tokyofist, Youtube
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Alwyn, Digiguide.tv
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Deepbass, Guardian.co.uk
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Carcrazychica, Youtube
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Cojones2, Guardian.co.uk
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Horatio Melvin, Twitter
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Pnethor, pne-online.com
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Lenny Darksphere, Twitter
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Etienne, Chortle.com
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Rowing Rob, Guardian.co.uk
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Shane, Beverley, Dailymail.co.uk
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Zombie Hamster, Twitter
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Funday’schild, youtube.
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Aiden Hearn, Twitter
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Anon, BBC Complaints Log
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Peter Ould, Youtube
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Whoiscuriousgeorge, Youtube
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Anamatronix, Youtube
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Bosco239, youtube
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Meanstreetelite, Peoplesrepublicofcork
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Slothy Matt, Twitter
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Sidsings000, Youtube
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Contrapuntal, Twitter
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FBC, finalgear.com
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12dgdgdgdgdgdg, Youtube
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Gabrielle, Chortle.com
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Wharto15, Twitter
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Coxy, Dontstartmeoff.com
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Shit Crit, Twitter
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Iain, eatenbymissionaries
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Mpf1947, Youtube
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98rosjon, Twitter
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Gwaites, Digitalspy
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Dominic Cavendish, Telegraph
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Tweeter Kyriakou, Twitter
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Frankie Boyle, Comedian
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Len Firewood, Twitter
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Joe, Independent.co.uk
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Bobby Bhoy, Twitter
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Jackmumf, Twitter
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Microcuts 22, Twitter
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Neva2busy, dontstartmeoff.com
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Kozzy06, Youtube
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Gmanthedemon, bbc.co.uk
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Joycey, readytogo.net
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Idrie, Youtube
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Peter Fears, Twitter
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Anonymous, don'tstartmeoff.com
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Liam Travitt, Twitter
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Lee Mack, Mack The Life, 2012
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Pudabaya, beexcellenttoeachother.com
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Carla, St Albans, Dailymail.co.uk
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Richard Herring, Comedian
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Anonymous, The Northfield Patriot
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Dave Wilson, Chortle.com
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Danazawa, Youtube
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General Lurko 36, Guardian.co.uk
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Tres Ryan, Twitter
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Lucinda Locketts, Twitter