My metropolitan liberal elitist friends here in 78.5% Remain-voting Hackney do not hold BBC news in high regard, its election coverage considered biased in favour of the government and Laura Kuenssberg merely a horrid flesh trombone through which Dominic Cumming honks his reverberating falsehoods. The news seemed skewed. During the election, the prime minister declined…
Last week, in a much-needed and well-timed satire of snowflake hand-wringing over the Australian bush fires, the Sun’s politically incorrect columnist Jeremy Clarkson declared the continent unfit for human habitation and welcomed scorched whiteys back to the motherland, unaccompanied minors and all. The inevitable complaints will have already been offset by Sun accountants against the…
My best New Year’s Eve was 15 years ago. A mis-calibrated dose of prescription painkillers in a bed and breakfast near Wootton Courtenay meant I slept through the whole thing. I slept through the fear. I slept through the dread. I slept through the recriminations and regrets. And I slept through Jools Holland insisting on…
Few hearts can have been left unbroken on Friday night, when footage emerged of President Donald Trump triumphantly celebrating the killing of Father Christmas by American military forces on Boxing Day. My children were in floods of tears as we watched a clearly aroused Trump make the following televised statement, sitting beneath a sumptuously decorated…
Boris Piccaninny Watermelon Letterbox Cake Bumboys Vampires Haircut Wall-Spaffer Spunk-Burster Fuck-Business Fuck-the-Families Get-Off-My-Fucking-Laptop Girly-Swot Big-Girl’s-Blouse Chicken-frit Hulk-Smash Noseringed-Crusties Death-Humbug Technology-Lessons Surrender-Bullshit French-Turds Dog-Whistle Get-Stuffed FactcheckUK@CCHQ Get-Brexit-Done Johnson is finally your elected prime minister! And the past decade’s worth of my multi-award-winning satirical standup sets seem like the sagely predictions of a seer. Sometimes I scare…
The World Anti-Doping Agency (Wada) finally called Russia’s bluff last week and banned its enhancement-addled athletes, many of them little more than skin sacks full of amphetamines and Calpol, from major world sporting events for the next four years. Perhaps it was this that saw sister organisation the World Anti-Lying Agency (Wala) inspired to flex…
Johnny Kitkat, dontstartmeoff.com
Johnny Kitkat, dontstartmeoff.com
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Joycey, readytogo.net
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Syhr, breakbeat.co.uk
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Deepbass, Guardian.co.uk
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Sidsings000, Youtube
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Sam Rooney, Youtube
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Anon, westhamonline.com
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Cyberbloke, Twitter
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Neolab, Guardian.co.uk
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Lee Mack, Mack The Life, 2012
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Bobby Bhoy, Twitter
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Shit Crit, Twitter
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Lents, redandwhitekop.com
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Horatio Melvin, Twitter
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Dick Socrates, Twitter
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Robert Gavin, Twitter
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NevW47479, UKTV.co.uk
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Mpf1947, Youtube
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Bosco239, youtube
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Anonymous, don'tstartmeoff.com
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James Dellingpole, Daily Telegraph
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Guest, Dontstartmeoff.com
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Ishamayura Byrd, Twitter
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Aiden Hearn, Twitter
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Maninabananasuit, Guardian.co.uk
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Alex Quarmby, Edfringe.com
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Joe, Independent.co.uk
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Shane, Beverley, Dailymail.co.uk
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Peter Ould, Twitter
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Leach Juice, Twitter
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Tres Ryan, Twitter
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Pudabaya, Twitter
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Dahoum, Guardian.co.uk
BBC iPlayer edition of discussion of Stewart Lee on A Good Read
BBC iPlayer edition of discussion of Stewart Lee on A Good Read
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Tweeterkiryakou, Twitter
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Nicetime, Guardian.co.uk
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Rubyshoes, Twitter
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Kozzy06, Youtube
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Mini-x2, readytogo.net
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Brighton Argus
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General Lurko 36, Guardian.co.uk
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Gabrielle, Chortle.com
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Spanner, dontstartmeoff.com
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Cabluigi, Guardian.co.uk
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DVDhth's grandparents, Twitter
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Yukio Mishima, dontstartmeoff.com
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Al Murray, Comedian
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Sweeping Curves, Twitter
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Karen Laidlaw, Edfringe. com.
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Dominic Cavendish, Daily Telegraph
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Chez, Chortle.com
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Pirate Crocodile, Twitter
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Danazawa, Youtube
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Tweeter Kyriakou, Twitter
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Someoneyoudon'tknow, Chortle.com
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Carla, St Albans, Dailymail.co.uk
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Genghis McKahn, Guardian.co.uk
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Stuart, Chortle
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Coxy, Dontstartmeoff.com
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Anon, BBC Complaints Log
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Keilloh, Twitter
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Dominic Cavendish, Telegraph
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Funday’schild, youtube.
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GRTak, finalgear.com
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Lenny Darksphere, Twitter
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Emilyistrendy, Youtube
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Pnethor, pne-online.com
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Lucinda Locketts, Twitter
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Meanstreetelite, Peoplesrepublicofcork
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12dgdgdgdgdgdg, Youtube
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Dave Wilson, Chortle.com
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Tokyofist, Youtube
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Slothy Matt, Twitter
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Brendon, Vauxhallownersnetwork.co.uk
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Guest1001, Youtube
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Liam Travitt, Twitter
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Microcuts 22, Twitter
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Foxfoxton, Youtube
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Carcrazychica, Youtube
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Secretdeveloper, Youtube
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Esme Folley, Actress, cellist, Twitter
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Idrie, Youtube
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Peter Fears, Twitter
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Gmanthedemon, bbc.co.uk
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Borathigh5, Youtube
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Len Firewood, Twitter
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Z-factor, Twitter.
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Henry Howard Fun, Twitter
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Richard Herring, Comedian
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Cojones2, Guardian.co.uk
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Gwaites, Digitalspy
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Fowkes81, Twitter
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Anonymous, The Northfield Patriot
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Peter Ould, Youtube
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Mrdavisn01, Twitter
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A D Ward, Twitter
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Fairy Pingu, Twitter
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98rosjon, Twitter
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Contrapuntal, Twitter
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Tin Frog, Twitter
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Whoiscuriousgeorge, Youtube
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Birmingham Sunday Mercury
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Hiewy, Youtube
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Stokeylitfest, Twitter
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Iain, eatenbymissionaries
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Clampdown59, Twitter.
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FBC, finalgear.com
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Lancethrustworthy, Youtube
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World Without End, Twitter
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Visualiser1, Twitter
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John Robins, Comedian
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Anon, dontstartmeoff.com
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Pudabaya, beexcellenttoeachother.com
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Jackmumf, Twitter
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Meninblack, Twitter
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Mearecate, Youtube
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Wharto15, Twitter
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Neva2busy, dontstartmeoff.com
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Joskins, Leeds Music Forum
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Frankie Boyle, Comedian
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Jamespearse, Twitter
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Aaron, comedy.co.uk
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Patrick Kavanagh, Guardian.co.uk
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Zombie Hamster, Twitter
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Anamatronix, Youtube
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Alwyn, Digiguide.tv
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Etienne, Chortle.com
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Rowing Rob, Guardian.co.uk
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Rudeness, Youtube