My metropolitan liberal elitist friends here in 78.5% Remain-voting Hackney do not hold BBC news in high regard, its election coverage considered biased in favour of the government and Laura Kuenssberg merely a horrid flesh trombone through which Dominic Cumming honks his reverberating falsehoods. The news seemed skewed. During the election, the prime minister declined…
Last week, in a much-needed and well-timed satire of snowflake hand-wringing over the Australian bush fires, the Sun’s politically incorrect columnist Jeremy Clarkson declared the continent unfit for human habitation and welcomed scorched whiteys back to the motherland, unaccompanied minors and all. The inevitable complaints will have already been offset by Sun accountants against the…
My best New Year’s Eve was 15 years ago. A mis-calibrated dose of prescription painkillers in a bed and breakfast near Wootton Courtenay meant I slept through the whole thing. I slept through the fear. I slept through the dread. I slept through the recriminations and regrets. And I slept through Jools Holland insisting on…
Few hearts can have been left unbroken on Friday night, when footage emerged of President Donald Trump triumphantly celebrating the killing of Father Christmas by American military forces on Boxing Day. My children were in floods of tears as we watched a clearly aroused Trump make the following televised statement, sitting beneath a sumptuously decorated…
Boris Piccaninny Watermelon Letterbox Cake Bumboys Vampires Haircut Wall-Spaffer Spunk-Burster Fuck-Business Fuck-the-Families Get-Off-My-Fucking-Laptop Girly-Swot Big-Girl’s-Blouse Chicken-frit Hulk-Smash Noseringed-Crusties Death-Humbug Technology-Lessons Surrender-Bullshit French-Turds Dog-Whistle Get-Stuffed FactcheckUK@CCHQ Get-Brexit-Done Johnson is finally your elected prime minister! And the past decade’s worth of my multi-award-winning satirical standup sets seem like the sagely predictions of a seer. Sometimes I scare…
The World Anti-Doping Agency (Wada) finally called Russia’s bluff last week and banned its enhancement-addled athletes, many of them little more than skin sacks full of amphetamines and Calpol, from major world sporting events for the next four years. Perhaps it was this that saw sister organisation the World Anti-Lying Agency (Wala) inspired to flex…
Dominic Cavendish, Telegraph
Dominic Cavendish, Telegraph
Liam Travitt, Twitter
Liam Travitt, Twitter
Al Murray, Comedian
Al Murray, Comedian
Shane, Beverley, Dailymail.co.uk
Shane, Beverley, Dailymail.co.uk
Coxy, Dontstartmeoff.com
Coxy, Dontstartmeoff.com
Tweeter Kyriakou, Twitter
Tweeter Kyriakou, Twitter
Birmingham Sunday Mercury
Birmingham Sunday Mercury
Patrick Kavanagh, Guardian.co.uk
Patrick Kavanagh, Guardian.co.uk
Len Firewood, Twitter
Len Firewood, Twitter
Lee Mack, Mack The Life, 2012
Lee Mack, Mack The Life, 2012
General Lurko 36, Guardian.co.uk
General Lurko 36, Guardian.co.uk
Someoneyoudon'tknow, Chortle.com
Someoneyoudon'tknow, Chortle.com
Aiden Hearn, Twitter
Aiden Hearn, Twitter
Joskins, Leeds Music Forum
Joskins, Leeds Music Forum
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Esme Folley, Actress, cellist, Twitter
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Meninblack, Twitter
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Peter Fears, Twitter
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Peter Ould, Twitter
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Guest1001, Youtube
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Lucinda Locketts, Twitter
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Clampdown59, Twitter.
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Tres Ryan, Twitter
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Dick Socrates, Twitter
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GRTak, finalgear.com
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Danazawa, Youtube
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Emilyistrendy, Youtube
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Maninabananasuit, Guardian.co.uk
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Lents, redandwhitekop.com
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Bosco239, youtube
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Gwaites, Digitalspy
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Guest, Dontstartmeoff.com
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Stokeylitfest, Twitter
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Leach Juice, Twitter
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Carcrazychica, Youtube
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Henry Howard Fun, Twitter
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Tin Frog, Twitter
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Lancethrustworthy, Youtube
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Joe, Independent.co.uk
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Robert Gavin, Twitter
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Ishamayura Byrd, Twitter
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Microcuts 22, Twitter
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Dave Wilson, Chortle.com
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Idrie, Youtube
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Meanstreetelite, Peoplesrepublicofcork
BBC iPlayer edition of discussion of Stewart Lee on A Good Read
BBC iPlayer edition of discussion of Stewart Lee on A Good Read
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Lenny Darksphere, Twitter
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Sam Rooney, Youtube
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James Dellingpole, Daily Telegraph
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Rowing Rob, Guardian.co.uk
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Slothy Matt, Twitter
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Dominic Cavendish, Daily Telegraph
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Z-factor, Twitter.
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Stuart, Chortle
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Anonymous, don'tstartmeoff.com
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Cojones2, Guardian.co.uk
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Mpf1947, Youtube
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Brighton Argus
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Pirate Crocodile, Twitter
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Etienne, Chortle.com
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Hiewy, Youtube
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Deepbass, Guardian.co.uk
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Mearecate, Youtube
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Jamespearse, Twitter
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Anon, westhamonline.com
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Genghis McKahn, Guardian.co.uk
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Frankie Boyle, Comedian
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Pudabaya, Twitter
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Shit Crit, Twitter
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Sidsings000, Youtube
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Neolab, Guardian.co.uk
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Visualiser1, Twitter
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Rudeness, Youtube
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FBC, finalgear.com
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Borathigh5, Youtube
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Tokyofist, Youtube
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Cabluigi, Guardian.co.uk
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Fowkes81, Twitter
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DVDhth's grandparents, Twitter
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Kozzy06, Youtube
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Neva2busy, dontstartmeoff.com
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Carla, St Albans, Dailymail.co.uk
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Brendon, Vauxhallownersnetwork.co.uk
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NevW47479, UKTV.co.uk
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Spanner, dontstartmeoff.com
Pnethor, pne-online.com
Pnethor, pne-online.com
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Johnny Kitkat, dontstartmeoff.com
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Iain, eatenbymissionaries
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Richard Herring, Comedian
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Funday’schild, youtube.
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Karen Laidlaw, Edfringe. com.
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Gmanthedemon, bbc.co.uk
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Anamatronix, Youtube
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Tweeterkiryakou, Twitter
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A D Ward, Twitter
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Wharto15, Twitter
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Whoiscuriousgeorge, Youtube
Dahoum, Guardian.co.uk
Dahoum, Guardian.co.uk
Alex Quarmby, Edfringe.com
Alex Quarmby, Edfringe.com
Nicetime, Guardian.co.uk
Nicetime, Guardian.co.uk
Pudabaya, beexcellenttoeachother.com
Pudabaya, beexcellenttoeachother.com
Rubyshoes, Twitter
Rubyshoes, Twitter
12dgdgdgdgdgdg, Youtube
12dgdgdgdgdgdg, Youtube
Anon, BBC Complaints Log
Anon, BBC Complaints Log
World Without End, Twitter
World Without End, Twitter
Anonymous, The Northfield Patriot
Anonymous, The Northfield Patriot
Cyberbloke, Twitter
Cyberbloke, Twitter
Jackmumf, Twitter
Jackmumf, Twitter
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Mini-x2, readytogo.net
Foxfoxton, Youtube
Foxfoxton, Youtube
Contrapuntal, Twitter
Contrapuntal, Twitter
Sweeping Curves, Twitter
Sweeping Curves, Twitter
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Alwyn, Digiguide.tv
Bobby Bhoy, Twitter
Bobby Bhoy, Twitter
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Mrdavisn01, Twitter
Anon, dontstartmeoff.com
Anon, dontstartmeoff.com
John Robins, Comedian
John Robins, Comedian
98rosjon, Twitter
98rosjon, Twitter
Fairy Pingu, Twitter
Fairy Pingu, Twitter
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Syhr, breakbeat.co.uk
Gabrielle, Chortle.com
Gabrielle, Chortle.com
Peter Ould, Youtube
Peter Ould, Youtube
Chez, Chortle.com
Chez, Chortle.com
Joycey, readytogo.net
Joycey, readytogo.net
Yukio Mishima, dontstartmeoff.com
Yukio Mishima, dontstartmeoff.com
Zombie Hamster, Twitter
Zombie Hamster, Twitter
Horatio Melvin, Twitter
Horatio Melvin, Twitter
Secretdeveloper, Youtube
Secretdeveloper, Youtube
Aaron, comedy.co.uk
Aaron, comedy.co.uk
Keilloh, Twitter
Keilloh, Twitter