My metropolitan liberal elitist friends here in 78.5% Remain-voting Hackney do not hold BBC news in high regard, its election coverage considered biased in favour of the government and Laura Kuenssberg merely a horrid flesh trombone through which Dominic Cumming honks his reverberating falsehoods. The news seemed skewed. During the election, the prime minister declined…
Last week, in a much-needed and well-timed satire of snowflake hand-wringing over the Australian bush fires, the Sun’s politically incorrect columnist Jeremy Clarkson declared the continent unfit for human habitation and welcomed scorched whiteys back to the motherland, unaccompanied minors and all. The inevitable complaints will have already been offset by Sun accountants against the…
My best New Year’s Eve was 15 years ago. A mis-calibrated dose of prescription painkillers in a bed and breakfast near Wootton Courtenay meant I slept through the whole thing. I slept through the fear. I slept through the dread. I slept through the recriminations and regrets. And I slept through Jools Holland insisting on…
Few hearts can have been left unbroken on Friday night, when footage emerged of President Donald Trump triumphantly celebrating the killing of Father Christmas by American military forces on Boxing Day. My children were in floods of tears as we watched a clearly aroused Trump make the following televised statement, sitting beneath a sumptuously decorated…
Boris Piccaninny Watermelon Letterbox Cake Bumboys Vampires Haircut Wall-Spaffer Spunk-Burster Fuck-Business Fuck-the-Families Get-Off-My-Fucking-Laptop Girly-Swot Big-Girl’s-Blouse Chicken-frit Hulk-Smash Noseringed-Crusties Death-Humbug Technology-Lessons Surrender-Bullshit French-Turds Dog-Whistle Get-Stuffed FactcheckUK@CCHQ Get-Brexit-Done Johnson is finally your elected prime minister! And the past decade’s worth of my multi-award-winning satirical standup sets seem like the sagely predictions of a seer. Sometimes I scare…
The World Anti-Doping Agency (Wada) finally called Russia’s bluff last week and banned its enhancement-addled athletes, many of them little more than skin sacks full of amphetamines and Calpol, from major world sporting events for the next four years. Perhaps it was this that saw sister organisation the World Anti-Lying Agency (Wala) inspired to flex…
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Gmanthedemon, bbc.co.uk
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Spanner, dontstartmeoff.com
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Nicetime, Guardian.co.uk
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Lee Mack, Mack The Life, 2012
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World Without End, Twitter
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Clampdown59, Twitter.
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Len Firewood, Twitter
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Z-factor, Twitter.
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Patrick Kavanagh, Guardian.co.uk
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Rowing Rob, Guardian.co.uk
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Meninblack, Twitter
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Tweeter Kyriakou, Twitter
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Anonymous, The Northfield Patriot
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Rudeness, Youtube
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Frankie Boyle, Comedian
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Peter Ould, Youtube
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Esme Folley, Actress, cellist, Twitter
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Tokyofist, Youtube
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Keilloh, Twitter
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Dominic Cavendish, Daily Telegraph
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Gwaites, Digitalspy
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Peter Ould, Twitter
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Danazawa, Youtube
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Brendon, Vauxhallownersnetwork.co.uk
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Robert Gavin, Twitter
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Sweeping Curves, Twitter
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Syhr, breakbeat.co.uk
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Carcrazychica, Youtube
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Liam Travitt, Twitter
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Mpf1947, Youtube
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Mini-x2, readytogo.net
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Visualiser1, Twitter
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General Lurko 36, Guardian.co.uk
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Borathigh5, Youtube
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12dgdgdgdgdgdg, Youtube
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Joycey, readytogo.net
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Cojones2, Guardian.co.uk
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Lenny Darksphere, Twitter
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Aiden Hearn, Twitter
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NevW47479, UKTV.co.uk
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Leach Juice, Twitter
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Alwyn, Digiguide.tv
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Stokeylitfest, Twitter
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Iain, eatenbymissionaries
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Anon, westhamonline.com
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Meanstreetelite, Peoplesrepublicofcork
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Mearecate, Youtube
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Carla, St Albans, Dailymail.co.uk
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Dahoum, Guardian.co.uk
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Bosco239, youtube
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Lents, redandwhitekop.com
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Jamespearse, Twitter
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Ishamayura Byrd, Twitter
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FBC, finalgear.com
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Microcuts 22, Twitter
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Whoiscuriousgeorge, Youtube
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Dominic Cavendish, Telegraph
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Anonymous, don'tstartmeoff.com
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Slothy Matt, Twitter
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Gabrielle, Chortle.com
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Lancethrustworthy, Youtube
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John Robins, Comedian
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Cabluigi, Guardian.co.uk
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Idrie, Youtube
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Pirate Crocodile, Twitter
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Tres Ryan, Twitter
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Etienne, Chortle.com
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Anon, BBC Complaints Log
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Horatio Melvin, Twitter
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Shane, Beverley, Dailymail.co.uk
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Henry Howard Fun, Twitter
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Someoneyoudon'tknow, Chortle.com
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Tweeterkiryakou, Twitter
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Dave Wilson, Chortle.com
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Mrdavisn01, Twitter
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Wharto15, Twitter
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Fairy Pingu, Twitter
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Chez, Chortle.com
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Tin Frog, Twitter
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Johnny Kitkat, dontstartmeoff.com
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Anon, dontstartmeoff.com
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A D Ward, Twitter
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Peter Fears, Twitter
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Contrapuntal, Twitter
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James Dellingpole, Daily Telegraph
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Shit Crit, Twitter
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Fowkes81, Twitter
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Pnethor, pne-online.com
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Brighton Argus
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Birmingham Sunday Mercury
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Joskins, Leeds Music Forum
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Secretdeveloper, Youtube
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Dick Socrates, Twitter
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Al Murray, Comedian
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Hiewy, Youtube
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DVDhth's grandparents, Twitter
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Joe, Independent.co.uk
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Deepbass, Guardian.co.uk
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Anamatronix, Youtube
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Pudabaya, beexcellenttoeachother.com
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Alex Quarmby, Edfringe.com
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Stuart, Chortle
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Foxfoxton, Youtube
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Cyberbloke, Twitter
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Bobby Bhoy, Twitter
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Neva2busy, dontstartmeoff.com
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Richard Herring, Comedian
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Rubyshoes, Twitter
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Guest, Dontstartmeoff.com
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Aaron, comedy.co.uk
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Pudabaya, Twitter
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Funday’schild, youtube.
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Coxy, Dontstartmeoff.com
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GRTak, finalgear.com
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Guest1001, Youtube
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Maninabananasuit, Guardian.co.uk
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Zombie Hamster, Twitter
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Karen Laidlaw, Edfringe. com.
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Genghis McKahn, Guardian.co.uk
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Emilyistrendy, Youtube
BBC iPlayer edition of discussion of Stewart Lee on A Good Read
BBC iPlayer edition of discussion of Stewart Lee on A Good Read
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Lucinda Locketts, Twitter
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Kozzy06, Youtube
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Sam Rooney, Youtube
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Jackmumf, Twitter
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Neolab, Guardian.co.uk
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98rosjon, Twitter
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Yukio Mishima, dontstartmeoff.com
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Sidsings000, Youtube