WHAT is it, I wondered, as I scrolled through the pages of some of the most excoriating and vicious reviews I’ve seen, that makes any comedian want to post stuff like that on their website?
A milder selection includes:
“A cultural bully from the Oxbridge Mafia who wants to appear morally superior but couldn’t cut the mustard on a panel game.”
“A sneering tosser.” “Stewart Lee is not funny and has nothing to say”
At first, I was beginning to agree with a lot of them as I watched Stewart Lee strut (well, waddle) and sneer across the stage in his Snowflake Tornado show.
Twenty-five minutes into the first of his two hours-plus on stage, I hadn’t laughed and the line about the first rule of comedy – say something funny – was floating to the surface of my thoughts.
Twenty-five minutes into the first of his two hours-plus on stage, I hadn’t laughed and the line about the first rule of comedy – say something funny – was floating to the surface of my thoughts.
Then it clicked – he doesn’t give a fig what people think about him as he looks down from his lofty cerebral crow’s nest on the intellectually inferior plebs beneath him.
I tried to warm to him as he liberally peppered his audience with verbal barbs when they sometimes failed to laud his genius with applause and laughter.
“I thought I’d get more laughs in a university town,” he chided.
Dubbed “the Leonard Cohen of stand up,” he revels in his intellectual superiority, regardless of who among his audience he offends.
But, judging by the roars of laughter in the sell-out show, and reviews regularly scoring 4 or 5 out of 5, what do I know?
At times, as he took the audience to new and unexplored places, the laughter and applause was more sporadic, resembling the sound of seals being fed fish.
He does exercise your brain with gags like: “A man was bitten by a false widow spider on his false leg. He was sent to a doctor of philosophy who gave him anti-irony drugs.”
He does exercise your brain with gags like: “A man was bitten by a false widow spider on his false leg. He was sent to a doctor of philosophy who gave him anti-irony drugs.”
Bitter barbs were aimed at (in my view comedy superiors) including Dave Chappelle, Ricky Gervais and Jimmy Carr – but maybe I was missing the point.
“I haven’t got many friends in comedy. I can’t go out on the town afterwards in case I meet any other comedians”. Enough said.
Bobby Bhoy, Twitter
Bobby Bhoy, Twitter
Rowing Rob, Guardian.co.uk
Rowing Rob, Guardian.co.uk
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Guest, Dontstartmeoff.com
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Lancethrustworthy, Youtube
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Tweeter Kyriakou, Twitter
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James Dellingpole, Daily Telegraph
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Mearecate, Youtube
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Carcrazychica, Youtube
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Len Firewood, Twitter
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Pirate Crocodile, Twitter
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Cyberbloke, Twitter
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Peter Ould, Twitter
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Sidsings000, Youtube
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Etienne, Chortle.com
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Foxfoxton, Youtube
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12dgdgdgdgdgdg, Youtube
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Tin Frog, Twitter
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Hiewy, Youtube
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Secretdeveloper, Youtube
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Brighton Argus
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Slothy Matt, Twitter
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Nicetime, Guardian.co.uk
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Meninblack, Twitter
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Aaron, comedy.co.uk
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Brendon, Vauxhallownersnetwork.co.uk
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Cojones2, Guardian.co.uk
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Patrick Kavanagh, Guardian.co.uk
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Idrie, Youtube
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Dominic Cavendish, Daily Telegraph
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Pudabaya, beexcellenttoeachother.com
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Emilyistrendy, Youtube
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Dave Wilson, Chortle.com
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Dominic Cavendish, Telegraph
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Anonymous, don'tstartmeoff.com
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Henry Howard Fun, Twitter
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Stokeylitfest, Twitter
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John Robins, Comedian
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Yukio Mishima, dontstartmeoff.com
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Joycey, readytogo.net
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GRTak, finalgear.com
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General Lurko 36, Guardian.co.uk
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Clampdown59, Twitter.
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Rubyshoes, Twitter
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Horatio Melvin, Twitter
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Whoiscuriousgeorge, Youtube
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Shane, Beverley, Dailymail.co.uk
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Gwaites, Digitalspy
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Deepbass, Guardian.co.uk
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Someoneyoudon'tknow, Chortle.com
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Chez, Chortle.com
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Lee Mack, Mack The Life, 2012
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Shit Crit, Twitter
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Spanner, dontstartmeoff.com
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Rudeness, Youtube
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Karen Laidlaw, Edfringe. com.
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98rosjon, Twitter
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Anon, westhamonline.com
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Dahoum, Guardian.co.uk
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Sweeping Curves, Twitter
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Richard Herring, Comedian
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Lents, redandwhitekop.com
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Stuart, Chortle
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Mini-x2, readytogo.net
BBC iPlayer edition of discussion of Stewart Lee on A Good Read
BBC iPlayer edition of discussion of Stewart Lee on A Good Read
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NevW47479, UKTV.co.uk
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Pudabaya, Twitter
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Gmanthedemon, bbc.co.uk
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World Without End, Twitter
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Borathigh5, Youtube
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Joskins, Leeds Music Forum
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Al Murray, Comedian
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Anamatronix, Youtube
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Frankie Boyle, Comedian
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Gabrielle, Chortle.com
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Z-factor, Twitter.
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Sam Rooney, Youtube
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Esme Folley, Actress, cellist, Twitter
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Tweeterkiryakou, Twitter
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Funday’schild, youtube.
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Zombie Hamster, Twitter
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Johnny Kitkat, dontstartmeoff.com
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Dick Socrates, Twitter
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Fowkes81, Twitter
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Meanstreetelite, Peoplesrepublicofcork
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Keilloh, Twitter
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Syhr, breakbeat.co.uk
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Bosco239, youtube
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Visualiser1, Twitter
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Iain, eatenbymissionaries
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Robert Gavin, Twitter
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Cabluigi, Guardian.co.uk
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Neva2busy, dontstartmeoff.com
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Danazawa, Youtube
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Birmingham Sunday Mercury
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Joe, Independent.co.uk
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Pnethor, pne-online.com
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Tokyofist, Youtube
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Anon, dontstartmeoff.com
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Liam Travitt, Twitter
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Mrdavisn01, Twitter
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Carla, St Albans, Dailymail.co.uk
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FBC, finalgear.com
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Guest1001, Youtube
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Peter Ould, Youtube
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Genghis McKahn, Guardian.co.uk
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Lenny Darksphere, Twitter
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Alex Quarmby, Edfringe.com
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Alwyn, Digiguide.tv
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Kozzy06, Youtube
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Microcuts 22, Twitter
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Neolab, Guardian.co.uk
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Contrapuntal, Twitter
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Leach Juice, Twitter
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Wharto15, Twitter
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A D Ward, Twitter
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Maninabananasuit, Guardian.co.uk
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Anon, BBC Complaints Log
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DVDhth's grandparents, Twitter
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Aiden Hearn, Twitter
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Anonymous, The Northfield Patriot
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Peter Fears, Twitter
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Jackmumf, Twitter
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Ishamayura Byrd, Twitter
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Fairy Pingu, Twitter
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Tres Ryan, Twitter