By his own admission, the writer of this piece was in the audience for my 2008 show in Stoke on Trent where I performed the original routine, though he says he hated the show so much he never came to see me again.
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Deepbass, Guardian.co.uk
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Rowing Rob, Guardian.co.uk
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Joskins, Leeds Music Forum
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Al Murray, Comedian
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Emilyistrendy, Youtube
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Sam Rooney, Youtube
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BBC iPlayer edition of discussion of Stewart Lee on A Good Read
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Len Firewood, Twitter
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Cabluigi, Guardian.co.uk
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John Robins, Comedian
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Anonymous, The Northfield Patriot
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Ishamayura Byrd, Twitter
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