***** The Guardian, August 2005
In drainpipe jeans and common-sense
shirt, Stewart Lee runs up the aisle to the stage and draws a chalk
circle around the microphone.
This, he explains, is what medieval clowns used to do outside churches
in order to protect themselves from being persecuted for heresy.
He is going to need it.
In the past year, Lee has been the subject
of death threats, blasphemy prosecutions and an endoscopy, following
the explosion of outrage that met the showing of Jerry Springer: The
Opera on television. And yet his response is now to blaspheme further
and fiercer than ever before, delivered with his usual deadpan seriousness.
One phrase in particular, about one of the Lord's orifices, will be
repeated for days by everyone who heard it.
While the room laughed about as much as is possible, it is Lee's subtlety
and intelligence that make his act exceptional. He does very little
- no silly voices, no props, no gurning, no sound effects.
But he is so sure of his grip on the crowd, which at times was close
to hypnotic, that he can stop halfway through a joke to await the
doubled wave of laughter that will come when the audience work out
the punchline for themselves.
This technique doesn't always work, he explains, as 200-odd people
dab the tears from their eyes. In western Australia, he found that
everybody waited politely for him to finish the joke. "But there,
they don't go to stand-up comedy to have a laugh. It's more a way
of getting access to news." A perfect hour.











